At one point we got too lazy to jot them all down, but these made me snort as I re-read them:
Syd to Prague via Dubai
"It just looks like Dubbo or some shit" -V
3 m above ground at Prague Castle
"I'm more tired than I am hungry, but more scared than I am tired" -R
Prague to Santorini
"I don't laugh, I leg press" -R
Santorini
"Honestly I don't know anything, I mean I don't know everything" -V
In transit
"Hopping around in Europe is so fun ay, you just hop around" -R
After one too many gelato cups
"LOL, don't LOL... ROFL!!!" -R
Florence
R: "Tss ah!"
V: "Oh what?"
R: "... My wart"
Florence to Geneva
V: "I can't read this"
R: "Because it makes you dizzy?"
V: "No, because it's in Italian"
On a train in Interlaken ... cue Ram stuffing his face
"It's like souffle but in a chocolate hand carry form" -R
Somewhere in Europe
R: "Oh you know this chick Christina Ricci, she's married to Benji from Good Charlotte"
V: "Um you mean Nicole Richie? Who's married to Joel?"
R: "Yeah probably"
Nice
V: "Don't make your Mohawk spiky"
R: "What? Are you me? Last time I checked you were you!"
At the Louvre, Paris
"Ok... What's interesting?... -R
